Sometimes it’s so good, you’d think I made it up, but it’s delicious, nasty truth: a 30-something Mormon gal from Idaho has compiled a calendar, entitled “Hot Mormon Muffins” as a way to eschew the ultra-conservative image of Mormon women. They’re modeling themselves after the popular “Men on a Mission” calendar which feature some hot, Aryan man meat without the starched-up whites (but the question is, are they wearing the ‘magic underwear’?).
On the Hot Mormon Muffin Mom website, they claim, “Behind the eye-candy, this brand has a deeper story…The fact that twelve Mormons mothers appearing in a pin-up calendar has certainly raised eyebrows, it has also helped sort out some common misconceptions about Mormons. The shock value of what these traditionally conservative mothers has done is a powerful progressive step in building a dialogue that encourages people across every belief system and walk of life to defy stereotypes, step out of judgment and embrace tolerance.”
And if you buy the accompanying cooking/soft porn video, “Come Butter Our Muffins,” you’ll help bring about peace in the Middle East too.
Anyhoo, thought you’d get a kick out of out. Want one? Click here and let ‘em know the subversive Christ-killing, Godless bitch sent ya.